satisfaction.

so I just did a wonderful thing... Cass tagged me on Facebook asking me to write 25 things about good ol' wonderful ME! so I did, and Something is just so satisfying about being completely honest, even when I'm embarrassed to be THAT honest. It's a fabulous release and I could do it everyday. So here is my satisfying release for the day, just thought I'd share.

1. I think I'm really super funny like 99% of the time.
2. I think everyone and their dog is fake, but probably because I'm a little psychotic and fake.
3. I wanna be a plain Jane when I grow up.
4. I pretty much let my son do and say whatever he wants, and I think he's as wonderful as he could possibly be for that.
5. I think my son is the most gorgeous child on planet earth.
6. I could sleep 10 days straight if I had absolutely no responsibility.
7. I love my new found home-body-ness. I never wanna leave my little nook
8. I LOVE STEAK (medium rare), CRAB LEGS & MUSHROOMS more than any other food.
9. I secretly LOVE when Talman bugs the shit outa other people because I know he is only being 3, and they are only being boring and adult like.
10. My sister is my most bestest friend in the whole wide world even though she is a total bitch at times.
11. My Moms sick, and ornery, so I'm constantly trying to please her and simply make her smile.
12. I think I have more common sense than most people, but I do the stupidest shit all the time.
13. cooking is my passion, I love to cook.
14. I have a really hard time hugging, kissing, and showing any affection to anyone other than the Talman. So he is pretty much smothered with all the love I have to give. I think he wouldn't mind a brother or sister.
15. my second bestest friend has huge boobs, a bald red head, she's different, I love that about her, and I'm madly in love with her.
16. I'm so incredibly thankful to have a man in my life whom actually loves ME more than he loves himself, for once. It's a really good feeling, and there's lots of Perks. Plus I know he's the most amazing boyfriend in town! EVERYONE should be jealous.
17. I use to be an extremely positive person and that side of me is still there, but I'm also a complete roller coaster disaster and much more logical than I once was. I think that drives everyone crazy. but I'm learning to be ok with that. haha
18. I hate pills! any form of pills, but will probably end up being addicted to them as everyone else is sometime later in life.
19. I stress about food storage! I was just reading about a package deal for $799.84 this morning! $799.84!!! Can you believe that shit? who has that much to actually spend on food storage right now? and can banana's actually last a whole year? I think not.
20. I swear way too freakin much, and I think I'm cooler for it. Kinda like when I smoked fags.
21. I freak out on myself (in my head), when I don't do yoga in the morning.
22. I just freak out on myself a lot in my head, for LOTS of random reasons.
23. oh and I'm super duper random, like really random.
24. I use to steel lots of money to support my family. it was the biggest mistake I ever made
25. I'm a lot more honest with my old age, but more honest when I write than in person.

yes, fabulous!